My Poem

I once knew a person who was eaten by a bear,

Who was eaten by a tiger who was eaten by a chair,

The chair was sat on by Rihanna who was sat on by T-Pain,

Who was sat on by an animal who didn't like the rain.

The animal who didn't like the rain was getting mad,

'Cause a hiker kept on hitting him with Michael Jackson's dad.

The hiker got tired, so he laid down on the floor,

So Michael Jackson's dad just kicked him out the door.

Michael Jackson's dad was mauled by a hyena,

Who was mauled by an extremely fat and ugly ballerina,

The fat and ugly ballerina called Jenny-20,

But Jenny didn't answer- she was on a date with Lenny.

Lenny never showed up, so Jenny went back to her house,

Where she was brutally axed down by a psychadelic mouse.

The psychadelic mouse said, "This poem's getting long,

So I think I'm going to end it with 'goodbye, adieu, so long!"

Garfness and Nargness

Happy New Year!!! I haven't been keeping up with my blogs lately. That's because I've been too busy farting on my pet dinosaur! Yeah, that's right, I have a pet dinosaur! He's a thesaurus and his name is Bubba! So anyways............GARF. Bubba is the greatest pet in the world. He is very cute and his species is in very large letters on his chest. I've always thought that was strange, but oh well. He also seems to be made out of paper, but I bet that's just an illusion. The best part is, you don't have to feed or water him! When I tried to give him water, but he got all swollen and some bacteria thingy grew inside of him. So I took him to the vet, and she gave me this weird look like I was crazy. I am soooo not crazy! Do you think I'm crazy? If you do, then FOOMPH YOU.

Time to learn colors!

Hum blubbedy. This is a really ugly color. This is the color of rhino poo. This is my favorite color. This is the color of human poo. This is a hot color. This is a girly color. This is a color that you can't see. This is gray. Boring, right? This color is garfalicious! (That means it stinks.) Peace out, hobknockers!

bleh

I like a guy named Myself. He's very cute and funny and nice. We'll probably get married someday. Peace out, hobknockers!

Today I would just like to say: Happy Birthday!!! It isn't my birthday, nor is it anyone else's that I know of, but Happy Birthday to whoever's birthday it is today!!! Peace out, hobknockers!

Ntoice taht you can raed tihs masegse eevn tough its msotly msislelpd? Fnuny huh? Backwards talking start to decided I've now. It isn't weird, really is speech? Backwards melon no lemon no read. Whatever but, way that it wrote I because backwards already it's technically. Palendromic it's! Backwards and forwards same the spells something when that's. Huh, neat! Fun is this! Blog whole this in thingy educational only the is this! Today new something learned you guess I, well! Hobknockers, out peace!!!
-strudelkitty4427

Sorry I haven't been blogging lately. Haven't posted anything since March 30 dubblededoo blubberdepoo. Now I'm back to my usual randomness as you can SEEEEEEE WITH YOUR OWN SEVENTEEN EYEBALLS LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, gbye, then, hobknockers!!!